REVIEW: Fangs for Nothing by Steffanie Holmes

[I received a free electronic review copy of this book from Netgalley and Bacchanalia House in exchange for an honest review. All opinions are my own.]

Summary


Winnie has a new gig helping someone who needs a professional organizer. And the timing is perfect, getting her out of London and away from her mom and the memories of Patrick… and Claire.

Alaric’s butler has hired the organizer to help him prepare for a ball his mother insists on holding in his home. The problem is that the organizer is a human. And Alaric is a vampire.

Winnie’s job might be too much for one woman to handle in three weeks. But she’s joining a local book club – The Nevermore Murder Club and Smutty Book Coven – and they have a murder to solve. And that’s a nice distraction from her childhood trauma, from her ex-fiancé and ex-best friend who are in town, and from the completely inappropriate feelings she is developing for her client.

But instead of distracting her from her boss, she ends up faking a romantic relationship with him – at first to fool Winnie’s ex and then to fool Alaric’s mother – who has shown up with a woman she expects him to marry.

Review


So fun! I immediately fell in love with this – the characters, the world building, the romance, and the mystery. And the story is LONG – I felt like I really got to dig deep with this story. And when I finished the ARC, I immediately bought my own copy and pre-ordered the sequel, A Grave Mistake. Together the books kick off the author’s Nevermore Murder Club and Smutty Book Coven series, which is a spinoff of an earlier Nevermore Bookshop Mystery series. I haven’t read that series, but plan to try it out. [Sadly for readers, book two has been postponed and pre-orders have been canceled. Happily for the author, she has secured a publishing deal! So book one is being re-released and book two will come out later this year. I guess I will have to re-read Fangs for Nothing while I wait!]

The mystery here – humans drained of blood by a rogue vampire – takes a back seat to the romance, and I was okay with that.  (Pieces of the mystery will carry over into book 2.) The romance between two broken people dealing with past trauma was the central focus, and I adored it so much I was a little sad to discover that Winnie and Alaric won’t be the POV characters for the sequel – but only a little sad because the premise for book 2 is fantastic!

I don’t generally love vampire stories – and I definitely don’t seek them out. But this, while also spicier than my usual read, really worked for me. The world building is well done and clever, and the pacing is terrific. I have an aversion to the word “smut,” so I didn’t love it’s use in the book, but it was a small price to pay for the overall experience of this fantastic story. This was the first book in a LONG time that trumped my other hobbies and chores and bedtime and kept me reading any chance I could find until I finished.

Paranormal romance and fantasy fans as well as vampire fans should definitely pick this up.  This checks a few of the same boxes as my 2024 find, the Riley Thorne series – the paranormal aspects (vampire here, psychic there) in a romance/mystery combo story. This is quite a bit darker than Riley as well as being more serious and more spicy. But I loved it all the same! (Language, sex. Trigger warning: Hoarding, nightmares, obsessive-compulsive behaviors)

Rating: ♥♥♥♥♥*

*♥♥♥♥♥ – Outstanding!

BOOK NEWS: March 4, 2025

Happy March! February kept a relentless pace for me in my non-book life, so I’m hoping that March is more gentle all the way around. Here are some of the books releasing this week.

Books for Kids


 

Will the Pigeon Graduate? – A graduation book starring the Pigeon!
Next Year in the White House – The story of President Obama’s first Seder held at the White House.
Mad Scientist Mom: Saved By the Smell – First in a new chapter book series from Jarrett Lerner about a boy with a Mad Scientist Mom.
Pablo and Splash: Frozen in Time – Graphic novel chapter book starring two time-traveling penguins.

Books for Older Kids/ Teens/Young Adults


Princess Swap: Snow White and the Dragon – Snow White and Sleeping Beauty swap stories in this second book in the Princess Swap series, the only middle grade book on the list this week.
I Am Made of Death – Desperate for money, Thomas takes a job as an interpreter for an heiress who is voluntarily mute after a childhood trauma. Now, Vivienne’s voice is deadly to anyone who hears her, and she is desperate to get her life back. This sounds spooky!
Oathbound – Book 3 in the Legendborn Cycle.
Our Infinite Fates – Remembering all of her past lives and how they have ended – murdered before her 18th birthday – a young woman looks for a way to break the cycle of love and loss she’s trapped in.
Take a Chance on Me – A young woman fleeing a viral video heads to London to stay with her father despite their conflicted relationship, and while there she finds love.
While We’re Young – Can a senior skip day in Philly repair a friendship for three teens who used to be besties?

Books for Adults


Finlay Donovan Digs Her Own Grave (Hardcover) – Book 5 in the Finlay Donovan series. Finlay’s awful neighbor is moving in when her home is off limits as a crime scene – which is handy when Finlay and Vero need to get close to her to find answers in their latest brush with murder. I need to get caught up on this great series!
Glory Daze (Hardcover) – Book 2 in the Glory Broussard Mystery series. Glory has no interest in getting caught up in another murder, especially one that involves her ex and the woman who ruined her marriage. But her daughter asks her to find out what she can about what happened to her father.
Promise Me Sunshine (Trade Paperback) – A young woman struggling after the death of her best friend encounters one person who sees through her mask of “fine” and offers to help her with her “live again” list.
Something Cheeky (Trade Paperback) – Zoe has a chance to see the musical she helped create in college finally come to life.
Tea You at the Altar (Trade Paperback, LGBTQ+) – Book 3 in the Tomes &Tea series. Lesbian pirates are seven days away from their wedding when roadblocks threaten to ruin their HEA.
Welcome to the Honey B&B (Trade Paperback) – A woman and her teenager move home to care for her ailing father and try to turn the family’s old farm house into a B&B to help with money.